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[OldSchool1]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln v1.2
(sung to the tune of The Twelve Days Of Christmas)

On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my dealer gave to me:
Twelve console buttons
Eleven inside lights
Ten factory speakers
Nine warning lights
Eight spark plugs
Seven quarts of coolant
Six panes of glass
Five full sized wheels (Mark IV)
Four air springs
Three height sensors
Two heated mirrors
And a five point oh engine!

 

[OldSchool1]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln v1.3

On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my mechanic gave to me:
Twelve shorted circuits
Eleven vacuum leaks
Ten speakers hissing
Nine codes a flashing
Eight plugs a missing
Seven quarts of oil
Six gaskets passing
Five M P G !!
Four bags a leaking
Three warning lights
Two chimes a chiming
And a bill for a couple of G’s!!!

 

[SC_Steve]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

hahaha... nice man

 

[OldSchool1]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

hahaha... nice man

Thanks.
What\'s your version?

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[imported_BOBS 84MK7]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

Classic Shit Old School!!!

 

[Danny]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

on the twelfth day of Lincoln my Mark gave to me

12 degrees of timing
11 second 1/4\'s
10 #\'s of boost
9 inch rear end
8 forged pistons
7 thousand rpm\'s of heaven
6 preset stations (ok that was korny)
5 tenths second reaction
4 speed auto tranny
3 point harness
2 drag slicks
and a win at the end of the run!

 

[jsev22]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

I like \'em

 

[SC_Steve]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

On The Twelfth Day of Lincoln my mark VIII gave to me:


12 monthly payments
11 woman chasing :naughty:
10 roasted tires
9 second et\'s
8 autolite 764\'s
7 pounds of plastic (under the hood)
6 premium speakers
5 seats made of leather
4 16\" wheels
3 speed auto tranny (w/od )
2 leaky air bags
and a factory cell phone

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[AG_87_LSC]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

HAHAHAHA i have version 1.3

 

[VETECISFORGRANDMAS]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

On the 12th day of lincoln my mk7 gave to me:

12 new problems
11 new air leaks
10 months of rebuilding
9 intake gasket leaks
8 days of running
7 cylinders humming (hehe 1 wasn\'t working due to a snaped rocker bolt)
6 smokey burnouts
5 random error codes
4 wheel drifts
3 ricers dusted
2 flat tires

And a old guy in a buick........who ran me into a curb :lol:

 

[LincolnContinental302]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

12 MPG
11 Trips to Auto Zone
10 Different Rattles
9 Idle Surges
8 My Wallet
7 Blasting Speakers
6 Easy to Change Spark Plugs
5 People Fit Inside
4 Mustang Wheels
3 Good Tires
2 Rumbling Pipes
And a Smoky Black One Wheel Burnout in Home Depot Parking Lot

 

[Jker]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

12 mising lug nuts
11 tire patches
10 tapping rockers
9 miles per gallon
8 brand new door dings
7 seat adjustments
6 burned out light bulbs
5 broken buttons
4 DTE BEEPS
3 broken windows
2 rusted pipes
And a non-fitting aod-e

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[OldSchool1]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

These are all good but can we get POSITIVE and FUNNY?

Re-read the first post and have a Happy and Safe Holiday Season!

 

[LincolnContinental302]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

Well if you look back at the first post its not all positive...it mentions height sensors, air bags, factory speakers....sounds like negative stuff to me!

 

[SC_Steve]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

mine isnt bad except for the leaky airbag thing lol

 

[OldSchool1]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

[quote name=\'LincolnContinental302\']Well if you look back at the first post its not all positive...it mentions height sensors, air bags, factory speakers....sounds like negative stuff to me![/QUOTE]
Positive my Man, POSITIVE!
I have a mint LSC with all of the factory items working as designed. It\'s one HELL of a smooth, tight, Luxury Sporting Coupe. So ... the first post is POSITIVE my Man ... POSITIVE!

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[carey]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

thats to funny.

 

[OldSchool1]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

[quote name=\'carey\']thats to funny.[/QUOTE]
Four Fat Factory Rimz

 

[90lschotrod]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

12 Tunner Boys Crying
11 Gallons Of Cam 2
10 Ho,s A Hoing
9 Cases Of Beer
8 Motorcraft Plugs
7 Qt,s Of 10w40
6 In ,S Of Throbing Love Snake
5 Glig Glig golden Tunner Boys Singing I Wish I Had A V8.
4 16 Polished Wheels
3 Coats Of Wax
2 Burn Outs
1 SpeedinG Ticket

 

[OldSchool1]

The Twelve Days Of Lincoln

Only 6?

My condolences.